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Limited Edition - Secretary of War

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We are elated that our lord and savior General “Mad Dog” Mattis has been chosen as the new Secretary of War, or as the politically correct call it, Secretary of Defense.  On this day of reckoning we believe his knife hand will deliver us from political softness that affects our military’s ability to effectively put boot to face to enemy and chains down our nation’s warriors.  Let the deliverance of dirt naps begin.

  • Athletic cut
  • 50/50 Poly-cotton by American Apparel
  • Made in the USA

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