Secretary of War Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Regular price $40.00

We are elated that our lord and savior General “Mad Dog” Mattis has been chosen as the new Secretary of War or as the politically correct call it, Secretary of Defense.  On this day of reckoning, we believe his knife hand will deliver us from political softness that affects our military’s ability to effectively put boot to face to enemy and chains down our nation’s warriors.  Let the deliverance of dirt naps begin.

.: Lightweight stainless steel
.: 14 oz (0.41 l)
.: Plastic screw top
.: Comes with open and close carabiner and key chain ring

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